N.'s school had it's field day last week. Although he sprayed himself with sunscreen on his legs and arms, he missed a lot of his face and neck.
N.: Daddy, I'm sunburned from field day.
Mr. Flavius: N., you're a redhead. You need to be careful with the sun.
N.: No! I'm. A. Red. Neck!
me and Mr. Flavius: [laughter]